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20 ways to annoy Davy Jones
1)Tell his crew hes gay
2) make the crew think its true
3)Tell him that Norrington has taken his heart out of pure love
4)poke him and run away saying Bill did it
5)Tell him about the slashes with him and Bill or Jack
6)Play with his tentacles
7)brade his tentacles
8)slap his arm every few minutes saying there was a bug on it
9) Make him listen to the song "its raining men" over and over agian
10) Call him 'Hot stuff' or 'Sexy Man' instead of Captin
11) Tell him that it was Jack who wrote slashes about him
12)Poke him in the back
13) Tell him what type of people sould be allowed on the ship
14)Steal his key and start running around with it
15) if he catches you, stick it down the nearest persons pants
16)On a special day throw him a My little Pony themed party
17) Keep saying he needs to spend more time with the Kraken and play fetch
18) Buy him a hot pink Speedo
19)Make the whole crew wear dresses that say "pretty pirate"
20)See how many times you can poke him intill he snaps
1)Tell his crew hes gay
2) make the crew think its true
3)Tell him that Norrington has taken his heart out of pure love
4)poke him and run away saying Bill did it
5)Tell him about the slashes with him and Bill or Jack
6)Play with his tentacles
7)brade his tentacles
8)slap his arm every few minutes saying there was a bug on it
9) Make him listen to the song "its raining men" over and over agian
10) Call him 'Hot stuff' or 'Sexy Man' instead of Captin
11) Tell him that it was Jack who wrote slashes about him
12)Poke him in the back
13) Tell him what type of people sould be allowed on the ship
14)Steal his key and start running around with it
15) if he catches you, stick it down the nearest persons pants
16)On a special day throw him a My little Pony themed party
17) Keep saying he needs to spend more time with the Kraken and play fetch
18) Buy him a hot pink Speedo
19)Make the whole crew wear dresses that say "pretty pirate"
20)See how many times you can poke him intill he snaps
Ha ha ha! I got an Idea of someone who made 20 ways to annoy Jack Sparrow.So I made Davy one.I'll make more,hopfully
Hope you enjoy this
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Edit: Holy Crap this is my most faved deviation! Thanks!
And if you dont think this is funny...dont bother putting a comment...I dont like reading mean notes,its just for fun...thanks you ^^
Hope you enjoy this
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Edit: Holy Crap this is my most faved deviation! Thanks!
And if you dont think this is funny...dont bother putting a comment...I dont like reading mean notes,its just for fun...thanks you ^^
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