20 ways to annoy Davy Jones

                20 ways to annoy Davy Jones


1)Tell his crew hes gay

2) make the crew think its true

3)Tell him that Norrington has taken his heart out of pure love

4)poke him and run away saying Bill did it

5)Tell him about the slashes with him and Bill or Jack

6)Play with his tentacles

7)brade his tentacles

8)slap his arm every few minutes saying there was a bug on it

9) Make him listen to the song "its raining men" over and over agian

10) Call him 'Hot stuff' or 'Sexy Man' instead of Captin

11) Tell him that it was Jack who wrote slashes about him

12)Poke him in the back

13) Tell him what type of people sould be allowed on the ship

14)Steal his key and start running around with it

15) if he catches you, stick it down the nearest persons pants

16)On a special day throw him a My little Pony themed party

17) Keep saying he needs to spend more time with the Kraken and play fetch

18) Buy him a hot pink Speedo

19)Make the whole crew wear dresses that say "pretty pirate"

20)See how many times you can poke him intill he snaps