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                20 ways to annoy Davy Jones


1)Tell his crew hes gay

2) make the crew think its true

3)Tell him that Norrington has taken his heart out of pure love

4)poke him and run away saying Bill did it

5)Tell him about the slashes with him and Bill or Jack

6)Play with his tentacles

7)brade his tentacles

8)slap his arm every few minutes saying there was a bug on it

9) Make him listen to the song "its raining men" over and over agian

10) Call him 'Hot stuff' or 'Sexy Man' instead of Captin

11) Tell him that it was Jack who wrote slashes about him

12)Poke him in the back

13) Tell him what type of people sould be allowed on the ship

14)Steal his key and start running around with it

15) if he catches you, stick it down the nearest persons pants

16)On a special day throw him a My little Pony themed party

17) Keep saying he needs to spend more time with the Kraken and play fetch

18) Buy him a hot pink Speedo

19)Make the whole crew wear dresses that say "pretty pirate"

20)See how many times you can poke him intill he snaps
Ha ha ha! I got an Idea of someone who made 20 ways to annoy Jack Sparrow.So I made Davy one.I'll make more,hopfully

Hope you enjoy this:D!!!

Edit: Holy Crap this is my most faved deviation! Thanks!

And if you dont think this is funny...dont bother putting a comment...I dont like reading mean notes,its just for fun...thanks you ^^
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xxAlaskanChickxx Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Student Artist
OH MY GOD I LOST IT AT 10!!!!!!!!!!!! :iconlaughsplz: :rofl: :iconlaughsplz: :rofl: :iconlaughsplz: :rofl: :iconlaughsplz: :rofl: :iconlaughsplz: :rofl:
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RaimiWolf96 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
21. start singing "my heart will go on".
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AskDanielJones Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Hahaha! I think I'll try some of them, and sees what his reaction is! XD
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captainjackthepearl Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i couldn't stop laughing
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SiriusBlacklover777 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012
This is great! :D
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:iconsauronthegreat54:
sauronthegreat54 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Student Digital Artist
i think id end up spending an eternity on his ship
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:iconselinelle:
Selinelle Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
Now we can call him "Hephaestus"!:XD:
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:iconicejudgement999:
IceJudgement999 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
Nah i will obey him if i were with his crew :P
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CJSlover Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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Shadowthehedgehog97 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Student General Artist
lol. the speedo got me laughing the most.
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serperior597 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
i don't think poking him in the back would bother him with all the grime and barnacles and coral along with other underwater stuff i just don't think that would bother him but i'd still poke him >:D
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VulpixTheLoner Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
#15 is my favorite XD
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:iconyotora:
Yotora Featured By Owner May 26, 2011  Student General Artist
I thought the world tentacles were testicles
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ErinLovesXigbar Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
21) Blow up his organ
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:iconkitsune2008:
kitsune2008 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010
Here's one "Get some butter, pour it on his arm or leg, and say 'What? I thought it was all you can eat crab legs today.'"
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:iconnlmchaos12:
nlmchaos12 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2010
This should be 20 ways to get Jones to kill you.
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:iconpepsiculamaie:
pepsiculamaie Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2010
there are no 20 ways to make jones kill you, just one of them will do :))
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:icondarkpanther419:
DarkPanther419 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2010
LOL THAT TOO.
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:iconmemfox00:
memfox00 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Eat Octopus in front of him and start describing why it tastes so good. XD
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:icondarkpanther419:
DarkPanther419 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2009
LOL...HA.....I NEVER WOULD OF THOUGHT OF THAT...
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:iconmemfox00:
memfox00 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Think it'd work?
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:icondarkpanther419:
DarkPanther419 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2009
Most likely since he controls a giant squid and his face kinda....is one......-wiggles fingers-
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:iconmemfox00:
memfox00 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Too bad we can't try it :(
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:iconmirror-image329:
mirror-image329 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2009   Writer
21) Cover his ship with sand.
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:iconchase-11:
chase-11 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
HAHAHA!!! *pass out* i rather poke him till he snaps.
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:iconmrs-blackwell:
Mrs-Blackwell Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2009
hot pink speedo! oh, the images! *bleaches eyes*
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:iconprincesschris89:
princesschris89 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!
Lucia and Serenity: LOL TOO FUNNY!
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:iconfredrickthecreeper:
FredrickTheCreeper Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Student General Artist
AHAHAHAHAHAHA Funneh
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:icondarkpanther419:
DarkPanther419 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
Thank ya :D
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:iconfredrickthecreeper:
FredrickTheCreeper Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Student General Artist
no problemo :D
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:iconwolf-queen225:
wolf-queen225 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2009
i can not stop :laughing:
i :worship: u right now
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:icondarkpanther419:
DarkPanther419 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2009
Teehee....then laugh away!!

:bow: Oh i feel so honored :bow:

:blowkiss:
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:iconwolf-queen225:
wolf-queen225 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009
dont worry
i've laughed my full
write mor stuf like that
it funny XDD
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DarkPanther419 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009
lol...I tried..To tell ya the truth I wrote this out of pure boredem one day and now its my most popualr thing -____-

But I'll try ^_^
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wolf-queen225 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009
get bored again
and use ur personality
that wat i do on fanfic all the time
and me most popular one is the result of me being bored
all the time
btw
i like chainsaw
:chainsaw:
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:icondarkpanther419:
DarkPanther419 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009
Yes....I get bored alot lol


and oh my well...I like.....tossing my fish around :shakefish:
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:iconwolf-queen225:
wolf-queen225 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2009
ok
oh well
i luv FOB(fall out boy)
pete is adorable :love:
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mrsarabellasparrow Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2009
heh heh!i love annoying people!good job!
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XxNaTTaxD Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2009
i have made a new one 20 ways to annoy beckett but somthing from the old one is in this new one

1)tell himt hat hes gay
2)make his crew belive that(so they dont whants to be alone in the same room whit him)
3)put 50 viagra pills in his tea
4)have more power then he has
5)be taller then he is
6)bind him in the bed wille hes sleeping (then on the morning you say mercer did it)
7)make him watch teletubbies over and over again
8)follow him evrywhere
9)show him all the deviation that it says hes gay
10)take his hat (just becuse your taller then him and he wont take it hes to shot even his lollipopstick to)
11)say he has a little boat (just say you have been on a boat that arte 10 size bigger then hes little ship)
12)say that sparrow is way smarter then he is
13)drink all his tea
14)watch him while he sleeps
15)make hes crew get eated by sharks (then you make him your baby so you need to feed him and that kind of things)
16)make him wear a dipper (there it sais i love mercer)
17)making him poor so hes just gets to a pirate just like norrington
18)make him a real taco hat
19)crab hes leg so he would have to go around whit you on the feet all the time
20)read this list for him
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DarkPanther419 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2009
OMG LOL....omg....These are so funny....xD
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:iconxxnattaxd:
XxNaTTaxD Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2009
lol thx
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:iconxxnattaxd:
XxNaTTaxD Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2009
owwww sorry i mean hes to short lol not shot x'D
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:iconxxnattaxd:
XxNaTTaxD Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2009
insted of watching him while he sleeps give him a vibratior in present on his b-day (look its pink x'D)
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Jetstreak Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2008
Davy Jones in a pink speedo? HAHAHA! XD That would be a good one for YouTube! I'd post it if the mental image didn't make my eyes bleed XD Ugh *shudder*
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kay-spicer Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thats one seeexy image right thurr...

;O
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DarkPanther419 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2008
lol Fine then Davy Jones in a Tutu haha
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:iconjetstreak:
Jetstreak Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2008
That's a little bit better XD With ballet slippers, too. And a pretty blonde Lizzy (Elizabeth) wig to match XD
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:icondarkpanther419:
DarkPanther419 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2008
lol! Yes! I like that image! Then have like poodles in the back round.
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:iconjetstreak:
Jetstreak Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2008
XD perfecto. *braiding Davy's tentacles* He's such a pretty squid XD
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:icondarkpanther419:
DarkPanther419 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2009
I know, lets give him a sparkler
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