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                20 ways to annoy Davy Jones

1)Tell his crew hes gay

2) make the crew think its true

3)Tell him that Norrington has taken his heart out of pure love

4)poke him and run away saying Bill did it

5)Tell him about the slashes with him and Bill or Jack

6)Play with his tentacles

7)brade his tentacles

8)slap his arm every few minutes saying there was a bug on it

9) Make him listen to the song "its raining men" over and over agian

10) Call him 'Hot stuff' or 'Sexy Man' instead of Captin

11) Tell him that it was Jack who wrote slashes about him

12)Poke him in the back

13) Tell him what type of people sould be allowed on the ship

14)Steal his key and start running around with it

15) if he catches you, stick it down the nearest persons pants

16)On a special day throw him a My little Pony themed party

17) Keep saying he needs to spend more time with the Kraken and play fetch

18) Buy him a hot pink Speedo

19)Make the whole crew wear dresses that say "pretty pirate"

20)See how many times you can poke him intill he snaps
Ha ha ha! I got an Idea of someone who made 20 ways to annoy Jack Sparrow.So I made Davy one.I'll make more,hopfully

Hope you enjoy this:D!!!

Edit: Holy Crap this is my most faved deviation! Thanks!

And if you dont think this is funny...dont bother putting a comment...I dont like reading mean notes,its just for fun...thanks you ^^
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xxAlaskanChickxx Mar 28, 2013  Student Artist
OH MY GOD I LOST IT AT 10!!!!!!!!!!!! :iconlaughsplz: :rofl: :iconlaughsplz: :rofl: :iconlaughsplz: :rofl: :iconlaughsplz: :rofl: :iconlaughsplz: :rofl:
RaimiWolf96 Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
21. start singing "my heart will go on".
Hahaha! I think I'll try some of them, and sees what his reaction is! XD
captainjackthepearl Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i couldn't stop laughing
sauronthegreat54 Jun 24, 2012  Student Digital Artist
i think id end up spending an eternity on his ship
Now we can call him "Hephaestus"!:XD:
Nah i will obey him if i were with his crew :P
CJSlover Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Shadowthehedgehog97 Jan 29, 2012  Student General Artist
lol. the speedo got me laughing the most.
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